SportsPulse: If you’re complaining about the USWNT’s dominance and exuberance in their historic beatdown of Thailand, then the World Cup isn’t for you. USA TODAY
REIMS, France — In light of the , and the spontaneous shows of emotion that some have equated to the coming of the apocalypse or deemed to be the first step in the ruination of society, FIFA’s Task Force for Equity and Fairness has created new guidelines for celebrations.
Of course no such task force exists — this is FIFA, after all. That will not stop the suggestions, as absurd as the complaints that prompted them, from being distributed to coaches, from Lil’ Kickers on up to national