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BETHEL – In a compromise with the VT House, Governor Phil Scott has agreed to address the state’s rising deer population with a series of lectures and pamphlets aimed at fawns that will promote sexual abstinence. Previous methods of birth control, such as being killed by hunters, are no longer as effective as they once were, and the state is hoping this new program will show immediate results.
“I understand that’s it not easy. Sometimes, when you’re a fawn, you feel like you just gotta jibboo,” said newly appointed Phish and Wildlife Commissioner Trey Anastasio, “but we’re here to tell you that you don’t have to jibboo at all. That’s peer