“I will say, this is the first time I’ve ever lost something,” grumbled retired boxer Laila Ali, daughter of the late Muhammed Ali, as she stood defeated in the Masked Singer ring, her just-detached kawaii animal head propped on her furry-onesie’d hip. Ali left the show with two black eyes this Wednesday, literally, because as the Panda, she was Season 2’s third celebrity castoff. Ironically, she was knocked out right after singing DJ Khaled’s un-prophetically titled “All I Do Is Win.” Oops.
But Ali was a good sport about the entire surreal experience. She must have known that her Sanrio cutesiness was no match for the eight-legged vampiness of gothic arachnid the Black Widow, the dotty fierceness of the bipedal Leopard queen, or the power-tower